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My favorite quote from Wife Swap:

daughter: "We have another surprise for you, Dad." (the kids had covered his mirror with shaving cream and wrote things like 'We love Dad' and 'Our Dad rocks') "Do you like it?"

dad: "Not especially, no."

swapped wife: "They took a lot of time to write things for you that were really important to tell you."

dad: "You better make sure you get that stuff off."

daughter: "Dad, it's not every day that you do this!"

dad: "Thank goodness."

"Any dad wants to see their kids write 'I love you, Dad' and so that always makes you feel good. But if they wrote 'I love you' in somebody's blood that they just murdered, it wouldn't make the murder okay."

Yes, Mr. Tassie. You are so very right.